Chubby Cock College Long Sleeve Tee - Unisex Heavy Cotton Long Sleeve Tee - Farm Animal Graphic Tee - Gift for Him or Her - Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

Cluckington University (CU) may not have been ready for Chubby Cock, but the campus sure will never forget him. Now you can channel his legendary campus vibes with this ultra-comfy, 100% cotton long sleeve tee—a perfect mix of academic prestige and party animal energy.

This shirt is the ultimate tribute to Chubby Cock’s unique collegiate legacy:

• Flunking Ornithology but earning a solid A+ in Chicken Wing Appreciation 101.
• Mistaking the dean’s office for the campus bar and delivering an impromptu (and slightly slurred) motivational speech during finals week.
• Launching his infamous dating service and declaring himself the ultimate love guru, even though his only true match was his reflection.

Built for comfort and durability, this tee can handle everything from tailgate parties to late-night cram sessions (or just late-night snacks). The taped shoulders add extra durability for when you need to carry the team—or the keg. And with no side seams, you’ll enjoy a clean fit that’s perfect for framing those wing-eating biceps.

Pro tip: It runs smaller than usual, so if you’ve been indulging in campus dining (or, let’s be honest, wings and beer), size up.

.: 100% cotton—so soft, you might actually want to study in it
.: Medium fabric, ideal for all-night study sessions or all-day naps
.: Classic fit, because even legends keep it timeless
.: Sewn-in label, because Chubby Cock demands quality

Represent the king of Cluckington University with the Chubby Cock College Long Sleeve Tee—because greatness deserves to be worn.