Chubby Cock Skiing T-Shirt - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee- Fun on the slopes

Hit the slopes in style—or just lounge in the lodge with a hot cocoa and a good laugh—with the Chubby Cock Skiing Tee! Perfect for ski bums, snow bunnies, and anyone who appreciates a cheeky sense of humor, this unisex heavy cotton tee features a playful Chubby Rooster design that’s guaranteed to bring smiles wherever you go.

Inspired by Chubby’s "adventures" on the mountain, this shirt captures his finest skiing moments:

• Attempting a double black diamond run and declaring, “Gravity’s got nothing on me!” (Spoiler: gravity definitely won).
• Turning his ski poles into marshmallow-roasting sticks at the lodge fireplace.
• Starting his own après-ski party complete with wings, beer, and questionable dance moves in ski boots.

Whether you’re shredding the powder or just kicking back by the fire, this tee combines comfort, durability, and a dash of Chubby’s legendary charm.

Key Features:

.: Soft, breathable cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)—perfect for layering under your ski jacket or rocking solo après-ski.
.: Classic fit—relaxed and comfy, designed for all-day wear on or off the slopes.
.: Tear-away label—itch-free comfort, because distractions are for snowball fights, not your shirt.
.: No side seams—smooth underarm comfort, because Chubby Cock is all about flawless design.
.: Taped shoulders—built to last, no matter how many snow angels or wipeouts you endure.

Sustainability:

Crafted from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex. Gildan’s commitment to sustainability ensures this shirt is as kind to the environment as it is to your wardrobe.

Whether you’re conquering the slopes or just dreaming of snow days, the Chubby Cock Skiing Tee is the perfect mix of fun, fashion, and functionality. It also makes a great gift for the skier or snowboarder in your life who appreciates humor with their snow gear.

Put it on, and let Chubby Cock show you how to truly shred. 🐓⛷️❄️