Chubby Cock Football T-Shirt - Funny - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Quirky Rooster Graphic Shirt - Casual Football Tee - Gift for Sports Fans

Score big with the Chubby Cock Football Tee, a hilarious tribute to the self-proclaimed MVP (Most Valuable Poultry) of the Clucktown Crushers. Whether you’re tailgating, lounging on the couch, or debating questionable calls, this unisex heavy cotton tee is your ultimate game-day companion.

Chubby’s football “career” is the stuff of legends—or at least tall tales. As the unofficial quarterback-turned-mascot, his antics on the field were as unforgettable as they were unexpected:

• Spiking the ball on the wrong goal line and breaking into a victory dance that included chest bumps.
• Tackling the referee (because he thought he had the ball).
• Hosting halftime dance-offs that he still swears were the reason for the team’s winning streak.

With its soft, breathable cotton fabric and quirky Chubby Rooster graphic, this tee brings humor and comfort to every game day.

Key Features:

.: Soft, breathable cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)—perfect for year-round comfort, from preseason to playoffs.
.: Classic fit—relaxed, comfy, and versatile for casual outings or game-day excitement.
.: Tear-away label—itch-free comfort to keep you focused on the snacks, not the scratch.
.: No side seams—smooth underarm comfort, because the only interruptions you need are commercial breaks.
.: Taped shoulders—added durability to handle all your touchdown celebrations and referee debates.

Sustainability:

Crafted from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically sourced and certified by the Oeko-Tex safety and quality standard. Gildan is proud to be part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring sustainable production every step of the way.

Whether you’re a sports enthusiast, an animal lover, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, the Chubby Cock Football Tee is the ultimate addition to your casual wardrobe—or the perfect gift for that one friend who takes their humor as seriously as their game day snacks.

Put it on, and let’s face it—you’ll be the real MVP. 🐓🏈🎉