Sometimes, you don’t mess with perfection—enter the Chubby Cock Original Tee. This unisex heavy cotton classic is the OG of rooster-inspired hilarity, featuring a bold Chubby Cock graphic that’s guaranteed to ruffle a few feathers (in all the best ways).
Whether you’re cracking jokes at a backyard BBQ, running errands with a smirk, or just lounging around the house, this tee has you covered—literally. Made with soft, breathable, 100% US-grown cotton, it’s as durable as it is delightful. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to strut their stuff in a shirt that screams style with a side of sass?
Key features that make this tee a crowing success:
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Playful design: Chubby Cock steals the spotlight as the ultimate conversation starter.
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No side seams: Smooth comfort, even when you’re winging it.
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Taped shoulders: Built to handle anything, from awkward hugs to victory dances.
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Tear-away label: Because nobody has time for itchy distractions—comfort first, always.
Perfect for men, women, and anyone with a great sense of humor (or a soft spot for sassy farm life), this tee is the ultimate gift for that one friend who loves to laugh—or just loves a good pun.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)—light enough for summer, sturdy enough for winter layering
.: Classic fit—because classics never go out of style
.: Sustainably made with 100% ethically grown cotton—Chubby Cock’s all about keeping it green
Step into the spotlight and let your style do the talking (or clucking) with the Chubby Cock Original Tee. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. 🐓✨
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |