Red, white, and rooster! Show your patriotic pride with the Chubby Cock America Tee, a bold and humorous tribute to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Whether you’re grilling at a BBQ, watching fireworks, or just strutting your stuff in true American fashion, this unisex heavy cotton tee is the ultimate way to celebrate your love for freedom—and a little bit of farmyard flair.
Featuring a standout Chubby Cock America design, this tee combines comfort, durability, and a whole lot of personality. It’s the perfect choice for men, women, and anyone who wants to rock their USA pride with a side of humor.
Key Features:
.: Soft, breathable cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)—as comfy as your favorite lawn chair on the 4th of July.
.: Classic fit—relaxed and easy to style for all your patriotic adventures.
.: Tear-away label—itch-free comfort, because you’ve got better things to do (like waving a flag).
.: No side seams—smooth underarm comfort, because freedom shouldn’t itch.
.: Taped shoulders—built to last, whether you’re raising the flag or the roof.
Sustainability:
Made from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex. Gildan is proud to be part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring sustainable production with a commitment to quality.
This tee is more than just a shirt—it’s a declaration of independence from boring fashion. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for a fun gift for the proud patriot in your life, the Chubby Cock America Tee will have you celebrating the stars, stripes, and feathers in style.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let Chubby Cock remind everyone why America rules the roost. 🐓🇺🇸
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |