Bring the party wherever you go with this bold and hilarious Chubby Cock Beer Pong Crewneck Sweatshirt — built for laughs, comfort, and legendary nights. Whether you’re running the table, hitting a backyard BBQ, or just showing off your chaotic good energy, this sweatshirt delivers cozy warmth with unmistakable attitude.
Made for those who don’t take life too seriously but still demand serious comfort, this unisex heavy blend crewneck is crafted from a premium 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd² | 271.25 g/m²). The medium-heavy weight gives it that perfect balance — warm enough for colder nights, breathable enough for year-round wear. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend for extra softness and durability.
The classic fit and clean crew neckline create an effortlessly cool look that works anywhere — from beer pong tournaments and college parties to lazy Sundays and late-night food runs. Ribbed knit collar holds its shape after every wash, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures long-lasting durability for all your adventures (and misadventures).
No itchy side seams, no annoying tags — just smooth comfort thanks to the gray pearlized tear-away label and soft interior feel. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact, this sweatshirt doesn’t just look good — it’s responsibly made.
Why you’ll love it:
• Medium-heavy fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Fabric blend: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
• Classic unisex fit with durable double-needle stitching
• Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• Ethically grown US cotton + OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
• Perfect for parties, college life, game nights, and unforgettable weekends
Warning: may cause excessive compliments, laughter, and spontaneous beer pong challenges.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
