Turn up the heat and the humor with the Chubby Cock Beer Pong Hoodie — the ultimate combination of bold personality and everyday comfort. Whether you’re dominating the beer pong table, hanging with friends, or just keeping it casual, this hoodie brings the laughs and the warmth.
Made for those who don’t take life too seriously (but take comfort very seriously), this classic unisex heavy blend™ hooded sweatshirt delivers cozy confidence wherever you go. The playful rooster graphic adds that signature CC Rooster attitude — loud, proud, and impossible to ignore.
Crafted from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie gives you the perfect balance of softness and durability. It’s warm enough for chilly nights but breathable enough for everyday wear. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend for that slightly sportier feel.
The classic fit offers relaxed comfort for both men and women, making it easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or leggings. Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs adds serious durability — because this hoodie is built to survive game nights and repeat washes. The ribbed knit cuffs and waistband help it keep its shape, while the tear-away label means no itch, no scratch, just smooth comfort.
And because quality matters, this hoodie is made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable production practices. The dyes used are OEKO-TEX-certified with low environmental impact, so you can feel good about what you’re wearing.
Why you’ll love it:
• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
• Classic unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
• Double-needle stitching for long-lasting structure
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband to hold shape
• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• Ethically sourced US cotton
• OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
• Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Perfect for beer pong nights, casual weekends, cold weather layering, or gifting your favorite troublemaker — this hoodie isn’t just cozy… it’s got personality.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |