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Chubby Cock College T-Shirt

Take a stroll down memory lane to the hallowed halls of Cluckington University (CU)—or at least the frat parties—with the Chubby Cock College T-Shirt. Perfect for anyone who embodies the spirit of campus shenanigans, questionable study habits, and an undeniable flair for fun.

Inspired by Chubby Cock’s iconic CU journey, this tee celebrates his greatest college "achievements":

• Failing Ornithology but revolutionizing Chicken Wing Appreciation.
• Transforming frat life with his Omega Alpha Feathers crew (wild parties, questionable decisions, zero regrets).
• Trying to run a dating service with the slogan, “Let Chubby help you find your match!” (Spoiler: the only match was his own ego).

This 100% cotton classic fit tee is lightweight, breathable, and designed for ultimate comfort—whether you’re hitting the books, hitting the beer pong table, or just napping through your "8 AM Ornithology."

.: 100% cotton—soft and ready for all-day wear (and all-night parties)
.: Medium fabric to keep you cool, even during finals week panic
.: Classic fit—because Chubby Cock knows legends keep it simple
.: Sewn-in label, because every shirt deserves a touch of class

Pro tip: Pair it with your best pair of sweatpants for the full “campus legend” look. And remember, it runs a little smaller than usual—just in case those wing-eating habits are catching up.

Represent CU's most notorious alumnus with the Chubby Cock College T-Shirt. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a legacy. 🐓🎓