Bless your heart, nothing compares to the smooth-talking, wing-flapping charm of Chubby Cock. Now you can bring his legendary Southern swagger into your wardrobe with the Chubby Cock Southern Charm Tee—a shirt that lets you strut your stuff with humor and style.
Inspired by Chubby’s misadventures below the Mason-Dixon Line, this tee captures his finest Southern moments:
- Winning the county fair pie-eating contest and the hearts of every lady in the crowd.
- Serenading the honky-tonk with his hit song, “Strut, Don’t Cluck.”
- Launching a moonshine operation in his coop, claiming it was all “for research.”
Whether you’re two-stepping at a barn dance, sipping sweet tea on the porch, or relaxing by the fire after a big Southern feast, this unisex tee offers unbeatable comfort and charm.
Key Features:
.: Soft, breathable cotton (5.3 oz/yd²)—as cozy as a Southern breeze.
.: Classic fit—perfect for pairing with jeans, boots, or even your favorite overalls.
.: Tear-away label—because nothing should irritate you but mosquitoes.
.: No side seams—smooth comfort, just like grandma’s gravy.
.: Taped shoulders—durable enough for a full day of barn raising or tailgating.
Sustainability:
Crafted from 100% US-grown cotton, ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex. Gildan is proud to be part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring sustainable production with Southern hospitality in mind.
This tee is perfect for men, women, and anyone who loves a good laugh with a side of sweet tea and biscuits. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for a fun gift, the Chubby Cock Southern Charm Tee brings a little mischief and a lot of charm to any wardrobe.
Put on the Chubby Cock Southern Charm Tee and let the world know you’ve got style, humor, and just the right amount of Southern sass. 🐓🌾
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |