Meet the crewneck that brings the heat, the laughs, and the attitude.
The Chubby Cock College Crewneck Sweatshirt is built for bold personalities who don’t do boring. Featuring a hilarious rooster graphic with serious college-style energy, this unisex sweatshirt delivers comfort, confidence, and just the right amount of chaos wherever you go. Whether you’re hitting a tailgate, bar crawl, campus hang, or just flexing your sense of humor in everyday life, this piece makes sure you stand out — loud, proud, and cozy.
But this isn’t just about the look — it’s built like a premium classic.
Crafted from a medium-heavy 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd² | 271.25 g/m²), this sweatshirt delivers that perfect balance of warmth, durability, and everyday comfort. The fabric keeps your graphic crisp and fresh while staying breathable enough for all-day wear. The classic fit and crew neckline create a clean, relaxed silhouette that works for both men and women, making it an easy go-to for casual fits, weekend wear, and statement street style.
Designed for real life, this sweatshirt features ribbed knit collar construction that holds its shape wash after wash, plus double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for serious durability. No scratchy nonsense here — the tear-away label keeps things smooth and itch-free so you can stay comfortable from day to night.
Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, it’s produced with responsible materials while still delivering bold, unapologetic style. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend for that slightly lighter athletic feel.
Pair it with jeans, joggers, or whatever you feel unstoppable in — this crewneck isn’t just clothing, it’s a personality.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the rooster do the talking.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |