Chubby Cock Skiing Sweatshirt - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt- Funny

Cold slopes. Hot attitude.

The Chubby Cock Skiing Crewneck Sweatshirt is made for the bold, the hilarious, and the ones who don’t just hit the mountain — they own it. Whether you’re carving down runs, après-ski partying, or just bringing winter energy to everyday life, this sweatshirt delivers peak comfort with unapologetic personality.

Built for warmth and durability, this unisex heavy blend crewneck is crafted from a medium-heavy 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd² | 271.25 g/m²) — the sweet spot between cozy insulation and breathable wearability. It’s warm enough for chilly ski trips and winter nights, but comfortable enough for daily rotation. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester / 40% cotton blend for a slightly sportier feel.

The classic unisex fit and clean crew neckline create an easy, relaxed silhouette that works on and off the slopes. Ribbed knit collar construction keeps its shape wash after wash, while double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures this sweatshirt can handle real movement — from chairlifts to party lifts.

Comfort matters, too. That’s why there are no itchy side seams and it includes a gray, pearlized tear-away label for smooth, irritation-free wear. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton and printed with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, this sweatshirt brings responsible production together with bold winter energy.

Why you’ll love it:
• Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) fabric
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Ribbed knit collar that retains shape
• Durable double-needle stitched seams
• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
• Ethically grown US cotton + low-impact OEKO-TEX dyes

From ski lodge laughs to winter weekend chaos, this sweatshirt doesn’t whisper — it shreds.

Suit up. Send it. Let the rooster rip.